No Shit: No Shit is a salt-free seasoning that will knock your socks off. No shit was developed as an all-purpose seasoning to enhance the flavor of beef, pork, chicken, vegetables, and eggs. Who could have imagined that a product without sodium could taste this good? Well, folks, this just proves that we really know our Shit around here.

Special Shit: Special Shit is an all purpose seasoning for meats, vegetables, and seafood. Made from a combination of flavorful spices that are delicately blended to produce a gourmet seasoning unlike any other and is guaranteed to send your taste buds reeling! For a real BBQ treat, fire up your grill and use our secret spice blend for grilling and barbeque. Make delectable steaks, chicken, seafood, pork, potatoes, and veggies! This is the perfect blend for the whole family!

Good Shit: Taste the sweet difference! Good Shit is a specially blended formula designed to bring sweetness to the palate like no other seasoning does. Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. This blend will transform regular chicken, ribs, and pork into a masterpiece of flavors. Perfect for getting that oh so tantalizing caramelization on all your meats and veggies. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, Shit, put it on everything.

Aw Shit: Aw Shit is specially blended for those who want to put a little zip in their doo-da. With a hot combo taste of Mexican meets Cajun, this seasoning provides just the right amount of kick to make you say “Aw Shit!” Aw Shit has more than enough kick to keep you on your toes but not so much kick to punish you the next morning.

Bull Shit: Bull Shit is the finest steak seasoning to ever grace a pantry, no shit. After extensive testing in our Shit kitchens, we have come up with the perfect seasoning to compliment the finest cut of beef on the planet, the rib-eye. But just wait until you see how Bull Shit brings out the tender goodness of T-bones, NY Strips, fillets, flatirons and sirloins!

Chicken Shit: We’ve got something to crow about! Introducing Chicken Shit, the seasoning designed especially for chicken! This ain’t the same herbs and spices the fat man in the white suit uses; this is so much better! Chicken Shit is guaranteed to produce the juiciest, most succulent chicken imaginable. No matter how you prepare your poultry, Chicken Shit will bring out the best of the bird.

Bad Ass Shit: Bad Ass Shit is a seasoning designed for the sophisticated cook to add a new dimension of flavor to beef and pork. And when we say Bad Ass, we’re not talking Hell’s Angels Bad Ass-more like James Bond Bad Ass. If you’ve noticed, James always uses class, persuasion, sophistication, and if need be, he’ll kick the ever-loving shit of of them. This seasoning does a couple of things most generic seasonings don’t. First of all, it tenderizes the meat (no, not with MSG or any other flesh-eating chemical). Second, it was designed for you to be able to match it to your taste. If you really like a strong flavor, use a lot. Subtle, then not so much. As you can see, it’s very user-friendly and intuitive.